Character: Ernestine. Abe didnt come to the party. She attempts to tell her doctor how she started writing. Just in a way. Anyway, thats whats complicated. Anyhow, Maggie told Scarlet that the reason why she was feeling so lonely was not because she hadnt had a real date since. Do you often get the feeling that perhaps life isnt worth living? Hmm, what is it, Harold? Using these guidelines, the actor can quickly pinpoint the perfect monologue, then find the text in the Samuel French or Dramatist Play Service edition of the play. Youd be an old maid, a spinster. Monologue from the play Lacey's Last Chance Serial Dater - Comedic Monologue, Female Excerpt: " My father was a wonderful man who waited on me hand and foot when I was a child. This standalone monologue is entitled SANDRA, the Writer. Sandra is speaking to a doctor, a psychiatrist. I just have a yeast infection, AGAIN! Length: Each monologue is about 4 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. Im difficult to explain without sounding thick but me and her dont fit like that. GoodFellas A husband generally is a careless, domineering thing that grows like coral, which as long as it is under water is soft and tender. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and re-arrange some things we could certainly party with Haitians. Moving fluidly from present survivor monologues to past scenes with the troubled teen, friends and family come to terms with Rachels disease and the roles, however unwitting, that they played in her death as they learn to carry on. Now, thats them ready! Same old shit, same old shit. I love Josh! you inconsiderate jade! Synopsis: A woman tries to say a few words at her son's funeral, but when a cell phone rings, she digresses into a frustrated funny tangent about the ills of cell phones in modern life. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesnt say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. It really is difficult to decide, you cant begin to describe it. Winona Ryder has always been good at playing "lost" characters. Monologue 2. I could quit, and become the bitter old b*tch who devoted her whole life to rock and roll and never succeeded or, I could stick with it and become the bitter old b*tch who refused to give up. Right? Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. I really (looks into a store window) Oooh! Everyone has their own inner demons, and these characters are not afraid to voice the inner turmoil plaguing their psyche. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Is this what you want Lillian!? Lucky for her, shes a trust fund baby. In this monologue, Johnny attacks the auditioner for his invasiveness. As an actor, working with rich text is very beneficial. That beautiful mess is Tracy. I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE SOME COLOSSAL FRUITCAKE, FIVE FEET TALL . Heh, sorry mom. Foreigner talks with her translator after he has returned with food and beer. And everybody is in each others lives and business. My mother would kill me. (Male or Female, Serio-Comedic/Comedic, 20s 40s) A monologue from the screen play by Colin Higgins. But until then, I keep waking up to the same old ship. Your mom and dad take you to church and theyll teach you about thy neighbors and love and thy and dont and do. . Dotingor where they? In two days Ill be 40 and surprise surprise, I aint no rock star. . A monologue from the screenplay by Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig. But sometimes people just wont listen. 2. ELIZABETH The wench is married, husband. But why Mr Podkolyosin? Throughout this monologue, we would never guess that tonight is the night she will be found out by the Gestapo, and sent to prison for her work. Lud, this news of papas puts me all in a flutter. All of the other kids from school are there, while his/her mom sits in the back of the church, waiting until its over to take him/her home. With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. The date wasnt that good. Oh and this whole Josh and Ty thing was wiggin me more than anything. gigantic Viennese pastry! She spent ages looking for it. Laura then makes the connection between Peters suicide and Sophies choice. I basically turned it all on them. And now youre taking it out on her daughter, arent you? A Louisiana Gentleman is a comedy that exposes Blaine Ashton, a young medical student desperate to choose among three women: his manic sixteen year-old sister, a seductive middle aged actress, and his alcoholic, duty-driven aunt. LOOK at that f***ing COOKIE!! Elton Bates. Depression Monologues for Females 1 "Diane, when I knew for certain that Maurice had fallen into the sea, that they had recovered his body, that he was buried in German soil, then I felt that I should never live another moment. O woman, woman, foolish woman! You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. Thinking the bear told on her discovery and got her in trouble, she defaces it and hides the evidence away from the world. The poor fool. DON'T LEAVE ME WITHOUT MUFFIN A terrible parting between mother and daughter. Thats cause youre still changing. We attack from below. Suddenly, the idea of becoming a teacher or a nurse lost its edge. Yes, Ill use every art I have to conquer this enemy of women! You know what I like most about New York? Lillian Hellmann? Boston University Stage Troupe, MA, USA, 2021 But I send them anyway, once a day, and do you know why? in this great country of ours there must be thousands of people who are sending you poisoned post. Mr Anuchkin isnt bad-looking, but hes a bit skinny, of course. No. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. Theyve all come out! Wear your bathing suit whenever possible. Why is that? OH, GARDNER, ITS A MOUNTAIN OF ROTTING GARBAGE! Of course in a sense you were right. They had to go. I want to enjoy my freedom first. And I cried because I didnt want to be. It's been getting in the way of their relationship and in this one act play, Cassandra and Robert decide if they should continue dating because of it. Um I might go to Brenstone Unitarian Church. Oh, you look so much older. In the meantime, Im very depressed. Upon learning of his heritage, the romance cannot be allowed. Petas bedsit, London. Why have they gone? After a series of unhappy encounters she feels fearful, misses Colin and asks him to come and take her home. I don't do that stuff. From a disappointing journey in Hell to a blood-stained Banana Republic dress, take an eerie ride with these unique characters and their drama. . One night, Mary hears Nick get out of bed and go down to the garage. Do you go to sleep easily? Id say so. But why, good fisherman,Am I thought meat for you, that never yetHad angling rod cast towards me? Six people come together, each for their own reasons, at a restaurant on the Lower East Side. Celebrate your never marrying. You can raise the price of stamps again. She mentions that she thought about staying in Prague, and the translator asks her if her father would miss her. And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. Why, thou foolish jade, thou wilt be as ill used, and as much neglected, as if thou hadst married a lord! And slides. See, here he is. But thy match, sisterby my troth, I think twill do well. Lets take you and Erica. Yet cant he be cured of his timidity, by being taught to be proud of his wife? Still quite an embarrassing one to explain to your parents. North Hawaii Players, Hawaii, USA 2018 15 Monologues from Published Plays ACTING DIFFERENT Cassandra lets her boyfriend know how she doesn't appreciate the fact that he acts completely different in front of his friends. have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most? LIKE DREAMING, BACKWARDS, by Kellie Powell. Nobody is coming to save you. You feel like everybody else has some kind of secret guidebook on how to be perfect and cute and youre just a goon. All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a rock and roll star. Persona is a 1966 Swedish psychological drama film, written and directed by Ingmar Bergman . Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler than going to Prom with you. Oh, well put C not sure. She is pregnant with Colins baby and needs time and space to figure out what it is she wants. Bit. Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. "Mr. An Ideal Husband, Mabel Chiltern's monologue, "Well, Tommy has proposed again ..", The Importance of Being Ernest, Lady Bracknell's Monologue, 'Mr. We included the most popular dramatic monologues for young girls from a various plays, films and tv shows. And its giving me a fearsome headache. To give an instance and this is true and very very illustrative everyone came to my eighteenth-birthday party . Excuse me, Barney. Yes, you would! BEAUTIFUL DAY A woman who feels unloved and unhappy inside herself because she simply doesn't think she is visually pretty enough. So, you have two cousins, I have 27 first cousins. of a handsome but not affected fineness, a good faithful eye, and a well-humored cheek. Suitable for: PG 16 Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair She's much better than your ex-wife. Regina George. She is my sister and everything butDont get me wrong. Are you uncomfortable meeting new people? Well, I think thats a yes, dont you agree, Harold? I said ship. Bates. 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. Marry? if you could call what happened a rescue. RED: glazed cherries laced with rum . I can say it. Sky Lines explores the lives of Venita, Maggie, and Sarah who live in a rundown apartment building in an unnamed American city. . She gave no warning, leaving only a note for Colin by way of explanation. In this monologue, Erynne talks to her boyfriend Nemo about the death and suicide of her sister Dierdre. Crazy, hostile letterslike minethe ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines. I say friend. Youve been around the block a few times. In fact, out of her a**hole! . I hate women who tell me they never had one. And you know why he told me, Barney? . I wish you well and I wont bother you anymore. And, who knows if he hasnt just met her. From that smoking gun on the table to obsession to restraining orders, jealousies and a car wreck, love can lead you to strange places! . (Male or Female, Dramatic, Teens) . You followed my gaze and saw it. . To see the difference of these seasons! Nothing can hurt you when youre sleeping: you dont put on weight; theres no pressure to make anybody happy (including yourself). I told you she wanted to go to Paris. , Am I thought meat for you, that never yetHad angling rod towards. No rock star just a goon trust fund baby respect for that over-the-counter.! 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